Arsenal 2-3 Olympiacos: Man, We Suck in Europe

Hey, look on the bright side - at least we won't have to deal with the soul-destroying prospect of playing in the UEFA Cup since you have to get all the way to 3rd place for that.

But, at least in defeat, there was a certain kind of humor in just how farcical David Ospina's own-goal is. Fuck me, we buy one player in the offseason and he's the one to not play in a must-win Champions League game.

Theo and Alexis were OK.

Kieran Gibbs seemed to forget that "fullback" means "don't play all the way in the center of the penalty area".

That's your lot.

The Modern Gooner Player Ratings:

Ospina 3, Gibbs 3, Koscielny 6 (Mertesacker 6), Gabriel 6, Bellerin 6 (Campbell N/A), Cazorla 5, Coquelin 6 (Ramsey 5), Sanchez 7, Ozil 6, Oxlade-Chamberlain 5, Walcott 7

Man of the Match: Despite the sub-professional first goal that he conceded, Roberto actually had a pretty damn good game in the Olympiacos net.