- Match Officials:
- Referee: Mark Clattenburg
- Assistants: Simon Beck and Stephen Child
- 4th Official: Stuart Attwell
- This Match, Last Year: Arsenal 1 - 0 Swansea
- All-Time in All Competitions: 6 Arsenal wins, 4 Swansea wins, 1 draw
- Arsenal's League Form: W-L-D-W-D-D
- Swansea's League Form: L-D-D-W-D-W
- Weather Forecast: Partly Cloudy, 39°F / 4°C
|This is the first calendar cover I got|
when doing a Google image search
for "2013 calendar." I'm curious if
Theo Walcott is maybe in this one.
What is happening is that Arsenal have released images of their 2013 team calendar, and Theo Walcott and Bacary Sagna are not in said images, which means they are guaranteed to be sold, apparently. You know, it doesn't look like Carl Jenkinson or Laurent Koscielny or Abou Diaby or Gervinho or Francis Coquelin or Johan Djourou are in the calendar either. Maybe they're all being sold, too. Tomorrow, when you flip your 2012 calendar to December, you will see Robin van Persie, so clearly, being out of a contract has nothing to do with this calendar.
The lesson here: make your own damn calendar and stop complaining. Better yet, I'm going to make a special "Preview by Numbers Sardonic 2013 Arsenal Calendar" and it's going to be available in the preview for the Boxing Day fixture against West Ham as your holiday present. It's going to be ridiculous, so prepare yourself.
Back to the matter at hand here and Arsenal have won just five out of 14 league fixtures this season, which is, quite honestly, a horrible record that is fully deserving of seventh place. But, they have two straight home fixtures against sides that have been playing some tricky football this season: Swansea and West Brom. Two wins in these and things are suddenly rosy again. Remember, Arsenal finished third last season after being in seventh as late as early February.
So, let's get started on turning this mess around. And, keep an eye out for that calendar...
Out: Koscielny (thigh), Santos (abdominal), Diaby (thigh), Fabianski (shoulder)
Doubts: Sagna (foot), Podolski (illness)
|Please start driving Arteta and Cazorla around so they|
can use their legs less.
Meanwhile, Bacary Sagna picked up a knock to his foot early in the Everton match, which has now swollen, leaving the fullback as a "big doubt," as Arsene Wenger put it yesterday. If necessary, Carl Jenkinson can deputize, but this really leaves the bench thin on defense.
As for the rest, well, there's no real news on Andre Santos (tummy ache), Abou Diaby (injury malaise), and Lukasz Fabianski (inability to catch ball.)
As for squad rotation, since this will be Arsenal's fifth match over a 15 day span, HA! That's hilarious. Rotation, that's a good one. I gotta save that joke for later. We'll need jokes to cheer up Mikel Arteta when his legs fall off from overuse. Santi Cazorla, though, he's always happy.
Out: Vorm (groin), Taylor (ankle)
Doubts: Graham (illness), Bartley (thigh)
|In spite of his abilities to play goalkeeper in The Matrix,|
Michel Vorm is still out for at least another week with a groin
Michel Vorm has been out since the loss to Manchester City with a groin injury (a partial rupture of the adductor muscle,) suffered while trying to save a Carlos Tevez shot that became the match's only goal. The Swansea physio called it "six to eight weeks" at the time, and that was just over a month ago, so he still has at least a week to go. Gerhard Tremmel has been deputizing in his place.
Welsh defender Neil Taylor, who played for Team GB in the Olympics, is out for the season with a broken ankle, which he suffered in his first league match of the season against Sunderland in early September.
|"Fast kickin'! Low scorin'! And ties? You bet!"|
Prior to losing 2-1 at QPR last March, Arsenal had won eight straight games played in the mid-afternoon Saturday non-televised time slot (the 10:00 a.m. games here in New York.) Since that loss, Arsenal have two wins and three draws in these matches.
As for Swansea, across all competitions, they have lost just once in their last nine matches, and that was a 1-0 loss at Manchester City. They have won a League Cup tie with Liverpool, won three league matches, and drawn four. This all came after a three match losing streak saw them slip to 11th in the table. Swansea now sit 8th, just one point behind Arsenal. Swansea's road defense is fourth in the league, allowing just 1.17 goals per game away from home, but they have failed to score themselves in exactly half of their travels.
|Nathan Dyer points, as if to say, "I have just scored a goal|
against you." Actually, I don't know who he's pointing at.
Swansea spent two years in the early '80s in the top flight, with the Swans winning both matches in 1981/82 and Arsenal winning both matches in 1982/83. Arsenal have won two out of three FA Cup ties with Swansea, while picking up a draw and a victory to win a 1980 League Cup tie on aggregate.
|"Okay, here are tonight's ground rules: no racism, okay?|
Please? I am so sick of racism."
Chelsea: Hey, Mark Clattenburg. Look at this pot I have. It's kind of like this kettle.
Clattenburg: Ah, I see they are both black.
Chelsea: YOU ARE AN EVIL RACIST!
...aaaaaaand, scene. See what I did there... with the whole thing of Chelsea calling someone a racist... the hilarious (read: sad) part is that Chelsea launched their accusations with absolutely no proof of the incident. Anyway, in the end, Chelsea was charged by the FA and Mark Clattenburg returned to officiating this midweek for Southampton's 1-1 draw with Norwich.
This is good news for Arsenal, who have a better record with Clattenburg in the middle than with any other referee, to the tune of seven consecutive victories. Arsenal won all three matches they played with Clatts as the referee last year (3-0 over Bolton, 4-0 over Wigan, and 1-0 over Leeds via Thierry Henry in the FA Cup) and all four matches with Clattenburg the year before that (3-0 over City, 4-2 over Villa, 3-1 over Chelsea, and a 2-1 win over Huddersfield Town in the FA Cup.)
Swansea have yet to see Clattenburg this season either. Last year, the Swans had a record of two wins from two with him, though both were at home against sides who were relegated (Bolton Wanderers and Blackburn Rovers.)
|Rafa Benitez and Sam Allardyce meet again, to replicate this|
image where they are both doing the Macarena.
This weekend, there are eight matches slated for Saturday (six of them in that 10:00 a.m. slot,) there is one match on "Super" Sunday that doesn't sound very super at all, and one on Sky's Monday Night Football.
Saturday's early match is a London derby, as struggling Chelsea travels east to face West Ham, who have fallen to tenth in the table, at Upton Park. As for the five other 10:00 a.m. matches aside from Arsenal v. Swansea, the marquee fixture sees Manchester City host Everton at Eastlands. Before last season, the Toffees had won four straight league encounters away to City. Meanwhile, 12th place Liverpool hosts Southampton at Anfield. The Reds have only two home wins in the league this season, so they'll be thankful to face a Saints side that has only won once away from St. Mary's. Elsewhere, dead last Queens Park Rangers hosts 17th place Aston Villa at Loftus Road in what is probably a relegation six-pointer by this stage in the season and West Bromwich Albion, who have fallen back down to fourth after being dismantled by Swansea midweek, host Stoke City at the Hawthorns. Saturday's late match sees Reading attempt to hold off Manchester United at the Madejski.
Super Sunday is a battle between two sides that tend to struggle to score goals, as Norwich hosts Sunderland at Carrow Road. As I mentioned in my midweek preview, both of these sides are in the bottom four when it comes to goals scored in the league this season. Monday Night Football sees struggling Newcastle host Wigan. Enthralling stuff!
The reverse of these fixtures will be played the weekend of March 16-17. So, it'll be post-Swansea away when we have to deal with St. Patrick's Day pub crawlers attempting to take over the bar.